how do people rap i cant even talk without messing it up
The Very Potter Seamus Finnigan is a perfect representation of your average british teenager.
sext: just got done wanking myself off to Adam Sandler in the shower. wish you were here<3
THANK YOU GABI, WHAT A WAY USHER IN THE SUMMER!!!
well, son, i deeply misunderstood your birthday request for COD but we still need to eat all this fish
dear coca cola company,
i drank some of your POWERADE drink and im still weak as fuck when will the power begin to kick in? please reply soon, i just sent a mass text to my entire school saying i would beat up the football team this friday
the ULTIMATE comeback and im not playing
In the delivery room
mother: is it a boy or a girl?
doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor
broadway antique market
i bought this telegram, because it’s probably the best thing i’ve ever seen. i’m framing it. it cost $1.