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lrnaonerd:

how do people rap i cant even talk without messing it up

  #text post  

neilpatrickharry:

The Very Potter Seamus Finnigan is a perfect representation of your average british teenager.

  #avpm  

drakefan666:

sext: just got done wanking myself off to Adam Sandler in the shower. wish you were here<3

  #text post  
  #gif  

gabifresh:

The gabifresh x swimsuitsforall bikini has been restocked and is now available to buy here! For more photos from this shoot, check out gabifresh.com! If you reblog, please keep this caption <3

THANK YOU GABI, WHAT A WAY  USHER IN THE SUMMER!!!

  #yoo that bathing suit is gorge and i want it    #want  

batreaux:

well, son, i deeply misunderstood your birthday request for COD but we still need to eat all this fish

  #text post  
  #bob's burgers  

wizcoylifa:

dear coca cola company,

i drank some of your POWERADE drink and im still weak as fuck when will the power begin to kick in? please reply soon, i just sent a mass text to my entire school saying i would beat up the football team this friday

  #text post  

ebuddies:

a series of unfortunate eyebrows

  #text post  

im-a-walking-paradox:

the ULTIMATE comeback and im not playing

  #the wolf of wall street  
  #pics  

In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

  #SHIT    #text post  
midwest-monster:

broadway antique market
i bought this telegram, because it’s probably the best thing i’ve ever seen.  i’m framing it.  it cost $1.

midwest-monster:

broadway antique market

i bought this telegram, because it’s probably the best thing i’ve ever seen.  i’m framing it.  it cost $1.

  #misc  
  #tweets  
How many slams in an old screen door? Depends how loud you shut it. How many slices in a bread? Depends how thin you cut it. How much good inside a day? Depends how good you live ‘em. How much love inside a friend? Depends how much you give ‘em.
Shel Silverstein (via observando)
  #quotes    #shel silverstein